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Posted on 27th Jul at 9:46 PM, with 140,229 notes

callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

Posted on 14th Jul at 8:50 PM, with 50,688 notes

harlequinfairy:

choochoobear:

glitteringgoldie:

Walt Peregoy calling Disney out on his bullshit.

I have often looked to Disney artists as role models, but probably for the wrong reasons.

damn

Posted on 21st Jun at 1:10 PM, with 3,615 notes

gameraboy:

Ewoks should report to Jabba’s palace, it’s full of unusual and wonderful things! From Warwick Davis’s home movies filmed during Return of the Jedi.

Posted on 8th Jun at 11:04 PM, with 316,780 notes
heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

Posted on 12th May at 11:35 PM, with 71,494 notes
glam-goth-fairy:

brakesforbothans:

justarandomguy:

pettyartist:

hella-bara:

kertia:

verillia:

tehjai:

allmyfriendsareelectric:

captainsahnin:

anjastasia:

gu-wak-jai:

quezycoatl:

smoppet:

agt-mothman:

xxxsociallyawkwardxxx:

homoparadise:

I WAS A NAZI SS OFFICER AT THE HEAD OF ADMISSIONS OF AUSCHWITZ.
Oh the irony of being a Russian Lesbian Jew.

I WAS A KING ANJABANA BAB

G David Schine, wealthy heir to a hotel chain, anti-communist and total babe.Fuck yeah.

Pusapati Vijaya Rama Gajapati Raju, “The Raja Saheb of Vizianagaram” D.Litt. was an Indian parliamentarian and philanthropist.

Some british nobody named Stan Cribb. I think he was a football player or something and a professor.
Hm. Not sure I believe this one.

Louis Clyde Stoumen was an American film director who won two Academy Awards (1957; 1963) who also taught at UCLA Film School, where he received Colin Higgins’ Masters Thesis which was a screenplay for Harold and Maude.
I believe it. zanyxander Tagging you because it is totally believable.

I was…a Liberal Canadian senator from Prince Edward Island, who lived to the age of 94. Okay. Not bad. Not apparently earth-shaking, but not bad.

… I got the Symbionese Liberation Army.  Because apparently they killed someone on my birthday.  
Ok.

Lazarus Salii, the third President of Palau, who committed suicide when accused of bribery.

Ray Milland. Welsh actor/director.  Died of lung cancer. Age 79.
Alright.

John Evans, oldest man ever alive. born in 1877, died in 1990. He was one hundred and twelve.

Atef Bseiso (August 23, 1948 – June 8, 1992) (Arabic: عاطف بسيسو‎) was the PLO head of intelligence. He was killed in Paris in 1992. Yasser Arafat blamed the Israeli secret service Mossad for the killing. This involvement, to date, has not been proven. Israeli officials only commented on Bseiso’s involvement in the Munich massacre.

Princess Nadejda Petrovna of Russia
3 March 1898 – 21 April 1988
Apparently one of the Romanovs that escaped the Russian Revolution in 1919, she did in Chantilly, France

Ernst Börngen
Ernst Börngen (7 February 1916 – 30 June 1989) was a German Luftwaffe ace and recipient of the Knight’s Cross of the Iron Cross during World War II. The Knight’s Cross of the Iron Cross was awarded to recognise extreme battlefield bravery or successful military leadership. Ernst Börngen claimed 41 victories in 450 missions.
Welp.  I was apparently a Nazi flying ace.

Charan Singh,  fourth Satguru of Radha Soami Satsang Beas.
Spiritual leader and owner of a fantastic beard.

Vincent Lingiari (1908 – 21 January 1988), was an Aboriginal rights activist. Lingiari was a member of the Gurindji people. In his earlier life he worked as a stockman at Wave Hill Cattle Station. He also played the didgeridoo (!!!!!!). …The story of Vincent Lingiari was celebrated in the song “From Little Things Big Things Grow.”  (I THINK I AM IN LOVE WITH MY OWN PAST LIFE!!!)

Conway Twitty (September 1, 1933 – June 5, 1993), born Harold Lloyd Jenkins, was an American country music artist. He also had success in early rock and roll, R&B and pop music. He held the record for the most number one singles of any act, with 40 No. 1 Billboard country hits, until George Strait broke the record in 2006. From 1971 to 1976, Twitty received a string of Country Music Association awards for duets with Loretta Lynn. Although never a member of the Grand Ole Opry, he was inducted into both the Country Music and Rockabilly Halls of Fame.
wow.

Roger Charles Carmel (September 27, 1932 – November 11, 1986) was an American actor. Of his hundreds of roles, he is best remembered for playing the flamboyant and hapless criminal Harry Mudd in two episodes of NBC's Star Trek: The Original Series: “Mudd’s Women" and "I, Mudd”, and one episode of Star Trek: The Animated Series: ”Mudd’s Passion”. He was the only actor, other than those who played Enterprise crew members, to play the same character in multiple episodes of Star Trek: The Original Series.

I got MUDD!

glam-goth-fairy:

brakesforbothans:

justarandomguy:

pettyartist:

hella-bara:

kertia:

verillia:

tehjai:

allmyfriendsareelectric:

captainsahnin:

anjastasia:

gu-wak-jai:

quezycoatl:

smoppet:

agt-mothman:

xxxsociallyawkwardxxx:

homoparadise:

I WAS A NAZI SS OFFICER AT THE HEAD OF ADMISSIONS OF AUSCHWITZ.

Oh the irony of being a Russian Lesbian Jew.

I WAS A KING ANJABANA BAB

G David Schine, wealthy heir to a hotel chain, anti-communist and total babe.

Fuck yeah.

Pusapati Vijaya Rama Gajapati Raju, “The Raja Saheb of Vizianagaram” D.Litt. was an Indian parliamentarian and philanthropist.

Some british nobody named Stan Cribb. I think he was a football player or something and a professor.

Hm. Not sure I believe this one.

Louis Clyde Stoumen was an American film director who won two Academy Awards (1957; 1963) who also taught at UCLA Film School, where he received Colin Higgins’ Masters Thesis which was a screenplay for Harold and Maude.

I believe it. zanyxander Tagging you because it is totally believable.

I was…a Liberal Canadian senator from Prince Edward Island, who lived to the age of 94. Okay. Not bad. Not apparently earth-shaking, but not bad.

… I got the Symbionese Liberation Army.  Because apparently they killed someone on my birthday.  

Ok.

Lazarus Salii, the third President of Palau, who committed suicide when accused of bribery.

Ray Milland. Welsh actor/director.  Died of lung cancer. Age 79.

Alright.

John Evans, oldest man ever alive. born in 1877, died in 1990. He was one hundred and twelve.

Atef Bseiso (August 23, 1948 – June 8, 1992) (Arabicعاطف بسيسو‎) was the PLO head of intelligence. He was killed in Paris in 1992. Yasser Arafat blamed the Israeli secret service Mossad for the killing. This involvement, to date, has not been proven. Israeli officials only commented on Bseiso’s involvement in the Munich massacre.

Princess Nadejda Petrovna of Russia

3 March 1898 – 21 April 1988

Apparently one of the Romanovs that escaped the Russian Revolution in 1919, she did in Chantilly, France

Ernst Börngen

Ernst Börngen (7 February 1916 – 30 June 1989) was a German Luftwaffe ace and recipient of the Knight’s Cross of the Iron Cross during World War II. The Knight’s Cross of the Iron Cross was awarded to recognise extreme battlefield bravery or successful military leadership. Ernst Börngen claimed 41 victories in 450 missions.

Welp.  I was apparently a Nazi flying ace.

Charan Singh,  fourth Satguru of Radha Soami Satsang Beas.

Spiritual leader and owner of a fantastic beard.

Vincent Lingiari (1908 – 21 January 1988), was an Aboriginal rights activist. Lingiari was a member of the Gurindji people. In his earlier life he worked as a stockman at Wave Hill Cattle Station. He also played the didgeridoo (!!!!!!). …The story of Vincent Lingiari was celebrated in the song “From Little Things Big Things Grow.”  (I THINK I AM IN LOVE WITH MY OWN PAST LIFE!!!)

Conway Twitty (September 1, 1933 – June 5, 1993), born Harold Lloyd Jenkins, was an American country music artist. He also had success in early rock and roll, R&B and pop music. He held the record for the most number one singles of any act, with 40 No. 1 Billboard country hits, until George Strait broke the record in 2006. From 1971 to 1976, Twitty received a string of Country Music Association awards for duets with Loretta Lynn. Although never a member of the Grand Ole Opry, he was inducted into both the Country Music and Rockabilly Halls of Fame.

wow.

Roger Charles Carmel (September 27, 1932 – November 11, 1986) was an American actor. Of his hundreds of roles, he is best remembered for playing the flamboyant and hapless criminal Harry Mudd in two episodes of NBC's Star Trek: The Original Series: “Mudd’s Women" and "I, Mudd”, and one episode of Star Trek: The Animated Series: ”Mudd’s Passion”. He was the only actor, other than those who played Enterprise crew members, to play the same character in multiple episodes of Star Trek: The Original Series.

I got MUDD!

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